Case #7: Video

[19centconstable]

[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is applicable.]

Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.

[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]

Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.

[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Put a shirt on.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, frosty.

[This is a compliment.]

[worstsongever]

[What. Stare. What happened.] I thought your name was George: the Canadian Constable.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

It's not, but I'm not against a little role play. Who doesn't like a uniform, right?

[worstsongever]

Uh. Right.

Do you have a twin brother?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, babe, you are not the first chick to ever ask. And I hate to disappoint, because Brett Babcock is not in the business of disappointing beautiful women, but: no.

[worstsongever]

Uh. Ooookay then. Multiple personality disorder...?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Sex addiction, maybe, but: hold up. Are you tellin' me there's some other fella out there walkin' around with my gorgeous mug?

...hot. You see him, you point him my way, yeah?

[batmanschmatman]

Uh. What happened to your clothes?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Nothing, why?

[batmanschmatman]

Uh, because you're not wearing any? That's totally queer.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Not without a banana.

[Brett should. Not be allowed to speak to children. Ever.]

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, no, still totally queer.

[At least. Millerverse uh. Prepares children for this..? /unsure]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Kid, do you know what projecting is?

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

[Long pause and....]What are you?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

What am I? I'm a real estate agent, babe.

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

Babe. [She really wants to break his nose for that one...]

The police look doesn't suit you today?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[Brett might...like that, though.]

You're the second person today to want to play cops and robbers. What's that about, b'y?

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

Put on a shirt. That's indecent. [Eyeroll.]

And I don't want to play with you.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

It's just natural, b'y. We're all naked under our clothes.

We could do things the other way around.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

You are different now.

What are you selling? What is real estate?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Real estate? It's real estate, b'y. Houses. Buildings. Land.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

You're not selling sex?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Sex? No, b'y, that's free.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

I thought that...you are a confusing man. You sell land, but you give away sex.

Is that part of your job? The sex is given with land and houses?