19centconstable: ([Brett Babcock] Is even nuder somehow.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-06-09 01:03 pm

Case #7: Video

[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is applicable.]

Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.

[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]

Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.

[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sex addiction, maybe, but: hold up. Are you tellin' me there's some other fella out there walkin' around with my gorgeous mug?

...hot. You see him, you point him my way, yeah?
worstsongever: (lol what)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-09 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right, I'm just. Going to be over here. Wondering where the rabbit hole is. Possibly drinking.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? What's on tap, b'y?
worstsongever: (Welp. Gonna be a long day.)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-09 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess you'll have to find out. [POSSIBLY NOT DRINKING then.]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
To tell truth, I've been straight for months. Probation, right? But I feel like: a guy wakes up in a strange room- nice antiques, I'm not knocking, put 'em in auction you'd make a mint, Victorian stuff only goes up in value, but- it's deservin' of a cold one, and I can't think any officer of the law would disagree with me.
worstsongever: (Holy shit what just happened.)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-09 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, actually, they probably would.

...What year is it? Just, you know, out of curiosity.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's just unfair.

2011, b'y.
worstsongever: (I shouldn't have said that :x)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, first of all - what the hell are you saying? B'y? What is that?

And that - just - right. Okay then.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
G'wan, what is what? It's what we say. Me, I'm from St. John's, babe.

[Even people in Newfoundland aren't entirely sure what "b'y" means. It sort of means "buddy". Sometimes.]

What're you after asking?
worstsongever: (lol what)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-09 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I really. Have no idea what half of what you just said.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
American, right? I'm. From. Newfoundland. What. Are you after. Asking about the year for?
worstsongever: (lie explosion is go)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-09 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Just asking. To ask. To know. I guess.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You get a different answer often?
worstsongever: (Say what now)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
No. Sometimes? I'm new at this.
worstsongever: (I shouldn't have said that :x)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-10 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, yeah. [If her answers are lame enough, perhaps he will drop it. :|a]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that sounds crazy, right?
worstsongever: (Woman said what.)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-06-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yyyyyyyep.