19centconstable: ([Brett Babcock] Is even nuder somehow.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-06-09 01:03 pm

Case #7: Video

[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is applicable.]

Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.

[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]

Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.

[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]

[identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I hope you will find the man in the bear costume.