19centconstable: ([Brett Babcock] Is even nuder somehow.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-06-09 01:03 pm

Case #7: Video

[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is applicable.]

Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.

[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]

Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.

[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh.]

Jane. And we're finished talking until you put on a shirt.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You know yourself.

[Shirt is on. It's barely buttoned, but it's technically on.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Better. [Sigh.]

Do you know what you're doing here?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, I don't, but that's no problem. What are you at?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know where you are and you don't know what you're doing here and that doesn't bother you?

What an idiot. We can talk again when you're not such a dummy.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Brrr, b'y. Look, she doesn't seem like a bad place, that's all. To tell truth, I'm pretty sure I'm dreaming right now, so what's the worry?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not dreaming.

It seems like a dream, but it's not.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
My ex-wife isn't here, it's got that going for it.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ex-wife. We're divorced, right.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? Because the sex was great, but that was all. She was rimmed, too: tried to frame me for a murder.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm not quite sure it's appropriate for you to be talking to me about...youknow.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Iknow...what? Do you mean sex?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sex is just sex, b'y. Are you a nun? Because that would be a shame.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
You are serious, aren't you? A nun's, you know, a relious type. Married to JC. Virgins all their lives.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not a nun. I'm not married or...religious. [Not talking about that virgin part, thanks.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's not decent! There are a few things I will tolerate, but talking about sex with you isn't one of them.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright, but what's not decent about it, then?

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