Constable George Crabtree (
19centconstable) wrote2011-06-09 01:03 pm
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Case #7: Video
[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is applicable.]
Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.
[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]
Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.
[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]
Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.
[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]
Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.
[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]
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Jane. And we're finished talking until you put on a shirt.
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[Shirt is on. It's barely buttoned, but it's technically on.]
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Do you know what you're doing here?
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What an idiot. We can talk again when you're not such a dummy.
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It seems like a dream, but it's not.
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Why?
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Yes.
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