19centconstable: ([Brett Babcock] Is even nuder somehow.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-06-09 01:03 pm

Case #7: Video

[He looks like George, and he sounds like George (Brett's accent is, in fact, even more pronounced-ly NF&L), but he's clearly not George. You can tell because he's not wearing a shirt. It's also entirely possible, nay probable, that he is not wearing pants, but he's only visible from the waist up. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever is applicable.]

Alright, b'y. If I'da known jail was this sexy, I wouldn'ta plead off on community service.

[Brett, even on camera, gives the impression he sees you, and is undressing you with his eyes.]

Brett Babcock: "The Smoking Gun". Real estate is the game. If you're sellin': give me a call. If you're buyin': give me a call. If you're lookin' for a good time: you give me a call too.

[A wink, and he points a finger gun at the camera. Boom, b'y.]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sex is just sex, b'y. Are you a nun? Because that would be a shame.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
You are serious, aren't you? A nun's, you know, a relious type. Married to JC. Virgins all their lives.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not a nun. I'm not married or...religious. [Not talking about that virgin part, thanks.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's not decent! There are a few things I will tolerate, but talking about sex with you isn't one of them.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright, but what's not decent about it, then?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
If you change your mind, you know where I'm to.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I don't. [Just in case she does decide to try and break his nose.]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you could find me even so, b'y.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Not worth my trouble.