Case #46: Video

[19centconstable]

[See this icon? This icon is George exactly. Sat at his table. Head in his hand. Not looking terribly amused.]

Well. If I ever wear a dress again, it will be quite too soon.

[If you are keeping track, that's twice in one month now.]

Comments

[scarlet_discord]

'sok George. Just think of it as an undercover op gone weird.

[19centconstable]

I've worn a dress in the name of the law before, Miss Wanda. But I really don't think it ought to become a habit.

[scarlet_discord]

You know what you need? One of your moustaches, your favorite outfit and whatever you do for manly entertainment. It's totally distraction time.

[19centconstable]

I've only got the two outfits really. And I'm not sure what manly entertainment is supposed to mean, exactly.

[scarlet_discord]

I don't know, something sporting that involves beer or strong tea?

Heck, do you want to borrow Fozzie? He can distract anybody.

[Voice]

[lastmanstanding]

...You really do want adventure don't you.

[Voice]

[19centconstable]

I prefer to think that I have it.

Re: [Voice]

[lastmanstanding]

...I think I have to agree. [He might sound a little tired] Are you all right?

Re: [Voice]

[19centconstable]

I am. Are you? You didn't do anything too piratical, did you?

voice

[zeitgeists]

You didn't enjoy the breeze?

Re: voice

[19centconstable]

I wore quite a long dress on both occasions.

Re: voice

[plays]

What kind of fabric? Light or heavy?

Re: voice

[19centconstable]

About medium weight. Why?

[inhistorybooks]

Why were you wearing one for the breach?

[19centconstable]

I believed I had no choice to escape the doldrums but to join up with a pirate crew, and the only one I found satisfactory accepted nothing but lady crew members.

[inhistorybooks]

There are plenty of worse reasons to be wearing a dress.

[19centconstable]

I'm sorry, but I just can't think of any at the moment.

[captain_jtkirk]

I think it suits you.

[19centconstable]

I just don't believe I have the figure for it.

[captain_jtkirk]

Obviously not with that attitude.

[19centconstable]

I'm not sure...what that's got to do with...the breadth of my shoulders.

[sharpememory]

Come on now, was it really that bad?

[19centconstable]

No, but it was really more frequent than I'd prefer.

[sharpememory]

Maybe you just need to accept your inner femininity.

[19centconstable]

I'm quite certain I haven't got any of that.