Constable George Crabtree (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
19centconstable) wrote2011-09-16 09:30 pm
19centconstable) wrote2011-09-16 09:30 pm
Case #24: Video
[George is seated at his tea table, which is serving as a writing desk at the moment. A copy of the book Carmilla is in front of him.]
Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few things I'd like to ask about.
[George notices the book in front of him, and tries to move it discreetly off screen, so no one is distracted by it's sexiness.]
Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few things I'd like to ask about.
[George notices the book in front of him, and tries to move it discreetly off screen, so no one is distracted by it
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Hm! False moustaches? There is an interesting idea.
May I ask...is there a specific reason why you are gathering this information now? I cannot help but be a little curious.
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But I also suspect someone has gone to great lengths to make it appear that a vampire killed Mr. Lupin.
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Is there anything I may do to assist? I have nothing to hide, and I feel strongly that if Mr. Lupin had not been killed, Hoffman would not have lost control.
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I don't know. It may be nothing.
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The man is a friend, but considering the chain of disasters that ensued...every angle must be looked at and I understand that.
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When you say you've barely seen him: he couldn't have slipped into a coma, could he have? Has he got a warden? I'm afraid I don't know him.
Also: I believe Mr. Nygma would like to get molds of everyone's teeth, just to eliminate them from the suspects list.
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We could meet at the infirmary. I'm actually quite good at making molds. It takes something of a knack. The new lads are always surprised, because it looks quite easy, but if you don't do it just right they'll break.
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[He arrives fairly punctually, dressed down to vest and shirtsleeves, his expression a bit troubled.]
Someone is trying to make my people look guilty of their crime. It's in my best interests to help the Wardens find this person out...
So that I may kill them for their presumption.
[He offers a tight smile when he sees George, and walks over, careful of his surroundings.]
Very well then.
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George is also in his shirtsleeves and suspenders, even though that leaves his erotic neck partly bared. He offers Dracula a small metal tray full of goop.]
If you could just press your fangs into this for a few moments, sir.
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...I...
Bleah! [He makes chewing faces like a dog who has accidentally eaten soap.]
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[George glances down at the mold.]
Well done, though!
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I had mixed feelings about doing this. But...everything I have read on how detectives do their work makes it clear that the more information you have, the sooner the true culprit will be discovered.
And if I cannot rationalize that no one will catch me if I drain someone to death, it's one more thing to keep my record unbroken.
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[George places the mold solemnly on the table.]
But we will solve this. You have my word.
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