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Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-09-16 09:30 pm

Case #24: Video

[George is seated at his tea table, which is serving as a writing desk at the moment. A copy of the book Carmilla is in front of him.]

Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few things I'd like to ask about.

[George notices the book in front of him, and tries to move it discreetly off screen, so no one is distracted by it's sexiness.]

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's much appreciated as well.

We could meet at the infirmary. I'm actually quite good at making molds. It takes something of a knack. The new lads are always surprised, because it looks quite easy, but if you don't do it just right they'll break.
Edited 2011-09-17 05:51 (UTC)

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[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. I will come down.

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[He arrives fairly punctually, dressed down to vest and shirtsleeves, his expression a bit troubled.]

Someone is trying to make my people look guilty of their crime. It's in my best interests to help the Wardens find this person out...

So that I may kill them for their presumption.


[He offers a tight smile when he sees George, and walks over, careful of his surroundings.]

Very well then.

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, Dracula. We should. Talk about that killing thing.

George is also in his shirtsleeves and suspenders, even though that leaves his erotic neck partly bared. He offers Dracula a small metal tray full of goop.]

If you could just press your fangs into this for a few moments, sir.

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[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well. [Fang pop...and he complies, though he feels odd doing it....]

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[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...and his eyes bulge, as his expression above his sunk in teeth goes from "this is odd" to "OH MY DEVIL WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE TASTE" and he makes an unhappy noise through his nose. But he stays the course, doesn't pull back, and then slowly with draws.]

...I...

Bleah! [He makes chewing faces like a dog who has accidentally eaten soap.]

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Terribly sorry. Shoes...can't taste.

[George glances down at the mold.]

Well done, though!

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[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Mnnf. Good. Thank you. I...[he paws at his mouth slightly.] Nnngh!

I had mixed feelings about doing this. But...everything I have read on how detectives do their work makes it clear that the more information you have, the sooner the true culprit will be discovered.

And if I cannot rationalize that no one will catch me if I drain someone to death, it's one more thing to keep my record unbroken.

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, exactly. And it's often easier to prove someone didn't commit the crime.

[George places the mold solemnly on the table.]

But we will solve this. You have my word.

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[identity profile] feels-no-love.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. I will be available if you need anything else. [He bows and turns to go.]