Case #51: Video

[19centconstable]

[George sits at the small table in his room, and holds a pile of papers in his hands, like a newscaster.]

I seem to have spent the recent weekend writing jokes for a vaudeville act. I can't say that I understand them now that I have come back to myself.

Is anyone aware: what is the "deal" with air-plane food?

Comments

[19centconstable]

I didn't come up with it, of course.

Here's another: Why is a dog like a tree?

Because they both lose their bark once they've died.

[captain_jtkirk]

That was actually just depressing.

[19centconstable]

It is somewhat sad when one thinks about it.