Case #33: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is wearing one of his fake mustaches and having a tea. There's a smattering of fairies fairy-ing around on the table in front of him: eating the biscuits, the sugar, also having tea... There are also several flying through the air around him. Some of these fairies are wearing George's other fake mustaches, despite the fact that the mustaches are in some cases larger than they are, and they resemble nothing so much as flying mustaches. The flying mustaches in particular don't seem very steady, but all of the fairies seem a little tipsy.]

I just don't see what all the complaining is about: we've been having a lovely time.

[George takes another sip of his "tea".]

Comments

[Video]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman is...drenched in pie.]

.....Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

[Video]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Ah. Still the pies, eh?

Re: [Video]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Another one appears like a bad Tom and Jerry skit. Hoffman looks ready to cry.]

I hate apples.

Re: [Video]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Really? I think they're delicious.

[scentbombed]

...Well, that's one way of doing it.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Being polite is my favorite way of doing it.

[scentbombed]

I've found that being firm works pretty well too. [There may be a tiny heap of bound and gagged fairies in one corner of the room.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have become firm from time to time myself.

[Any subtext anyone might be seeing in this conversation? It is not there. At least so far as George is concerned.]

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Me too! [Drake's nails are now beige and sparkly, and there's a fairy with a mullet flitting around, giggling and changing random accessories he's wearing. Drake waves his hand, and the fairy has a glamoured tiny sombrero.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

My goodness. What an excellent hat.

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Brilliant hat. [The fairy beamed. Then flitted up and made a similar sombrero appear on Drake's head.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George raises his drink to both of them.]

I'm pleased others of us seem to be getting along.

[championoftime]

They've surprisingly been no trouble for me, either. [One lifts up his hat to peek out from under it, before disappearing again. Dimensionally transcendental clothing is the best.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Why is that surprising?

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

...of course you would have fun with them.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Did you not?

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

I'm still not certain.

I think my hair is a different colour. Or was. But I don't really know.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

What color do you believe it turned to?

[failed-bluff.livejournal.com]

...The hell are you talkin' about?

And the hell are they wearin'?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Mustaches?

[failed-bluff.livejournal.com]

What's the point in that?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

They're meant to be disguises. But also: they look excellent.

[strangehistorian]

They're hm... Interesting. Not the monsters they're being made out to be, certainly.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Mustaches are gentle and stylish!

[strangehistorian]

Well, I meant the fairies. But the mustaches are lovely, too.