Case #33: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is wearing one of his fake mustaches and having a tea. There's a smattering of fairies fairy-ing around on the table in front of him: eating the biscuits, the sugar, also having tea... There are also several flying through the air around him. Some of these fairies are wearing George's other fake mustaches, despite the fact that the mustaches are in some cases larger than they are, and they resemble nothing so much as flying mustaches. The flying mustaches in particular don't seem very steady, but all of the fairies seem a little tipsy.]

I just don't see what all the complaining is about: we've been having a lovely time.

[George takes another sip of his "tea".]

Comments

[Video] where are you on aiiimm.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Undercover and George Crabtree. The two do not go together. Hence Hoffman raising an eyebrow at this thought and somehow-despite being covered in pie, looking skeptical]

....Really?

[Video] I'm signed on

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[George is quite good at undercoverwork, because he's average looking.]

Re: [Video] I'm signed on

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman is about to respond before a pie comes out of nowhere to hit him in the face. some of it goes into his mouth. This time, he swallows most of it by force and has to cough.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Was that apple as well?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[He spits out a few pieces] yes.

[pth. pth.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

You know what this shows? This shows that even when you do the right thing you still get fucked over.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

How so?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

I accidentally killed one. One.

And this happens. [He picks off a slice of apple]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Then I would say this shows that every single life is important, no matter the size.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

.......

Are you Yoda? Like secretly? Are you a fucking...puppet made by Jim Hensen? [His tone is snappish, angry] You're a...a...

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

No?

What?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

..........It was an accident.

[He picks out the first pixie.] An accident! all right? An accident! It was a god-damned accident! I'm sorry already!

[It's just blurted out, but the pixies....drop a pie. Except this pie is dark red. The other one was soft and brown with cinnamon and this one is red.


He sits back, stunned. Then raises a hand to his head and tentatively licks it.]


[He's quiet]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

What sort is that?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

"...It's Cherry."

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Better?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

...When this is over, I am baking a pecan pie.

I'm baking a LOT of pecan pies.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you baked.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't. Stop him George.]

I don't, but I sure as shit could give it a try. I work in the kitchen.

[stop him.]


You can help.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't bake at all, Detective.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

...you should help me anyway.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm a little concerned about what that might produce.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman snorts]

...Scared.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

We did just put this ship back together...

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

....What. [More skepticism] you that bad george? Can't cook?