Case #31: Voice

[19centconstable]

Detective Hoffman: I'm going to be your warden!

[George sounds quite pleased.]

...

I'm going to wait to read your file until after I've eaten, if that's alright.

Er. Did anyone else happen to speak to someone who knew me over the weekend? I spoke to a very nice dog...

Comments

Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

You got assigned Hoffman...?

Audio:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes I did!

Re: Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

This was a terrible idea.

Re: Audio:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Why do you say that?

Re: Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

Once you've read of his life, I believe the answer may be clear. Though, considering your temperament, I would advise against eating before doing so...

Should you require one with experience wardening him, I am open to being queried.

Re: Audio:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I do appreciate that miss, but I still don't see why it would be a terrible idea...

Re: Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

I look forward to your resulting state of nervous terror with great interest...

Audio.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman sounds kind of slurred. He's got painkillers and he still can't get over the big green lady.]

...Hey. really? That's great Crabtree. 'M glad. You're awesome.

[This guy is going to be a warden? Pssh.]

Audio.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased you think so.

Is...everything alright over there?

Re: Audio.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman laughs]

I got hurt. again. [It's getting monotonous.] Maybe I'll get another cool scar. I got stuck in the leafy place with the trees and..

[He groans]

...The CES. Poison Ivy.

Audio.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

You caught poison ivy? Have you gotten a salve from the infirmary?

Re: Audio.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman raises an eyebrow]

...What? No. I got hurt. [A couple of broken ribs and such.] you don't catch poison Ivy. she caught me. bitch.

...still gorgeous. can't believe it happened..

Re: Audio.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is a person.

...She doesn't happen to be a circus performer with tattoos of ivy all over, does she?

[scentbombed]

[Angua's feeling rather groggy.] ...was it me...?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Was what you?

It's good to see you up and about, Captain.

[scentbombed]

Er... nothing. [She rubs her eyes, waking up a bit.] Thank you, George.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Did you have any interesting sorts of dreams?

[scentbombed]

Well, there was the one where the entire Watch was made up of the undead... it was quite vivid, actually.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Did they seem put out about it?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Doctor. I'm glad you don't think it's a terrible idea.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

No idea is terrible. There are some that are misguided and some that need a lot of work, but no ideas are terrible.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I feel certain I could think of a really terrible idea if I only tried.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Then let's hear it!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

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A...bear riding a bicycle.