19centconstable: (A HORSE THAT COULD RUN BACKWARDS!!1!)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-11-15 05:12 pm
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Case #31: Voice

Detective Hoffman: I'm going to be your warden!

[George sounds quite pleased.]

...

I'm going to wait to read your file until after I've eaten, if that's alright.

Er. Did anyone else happen to speak to someone who knew me over the weekend? I spoke to a very nice dog...
scentbombed: (downer)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-17 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. We are.

[She sighs again, slowly relaxing.] Look, I... should have told you sooner. I'm sorry, George.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
No need to apologize. I actually have quite a few questions about werewolves! ...only I'm not sure I can ask them of a lady.
scentbombed: (yuck)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-17 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, I really do owe you an apology.

...or at least a steak. [She winces.]
scentbombed: (downer)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you sort of... bought me one. Unwittingly.
scentbombed: (really?)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-18 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
...sorry, do you buy a lot of steaks for unfamiliar dogs?

...you do, don't you.

1/2

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but: oh my goodness, you mean in Paris? Why, you're a lovely d-...

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
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-ining companion.

Oh, but I called you 'boy', didn't I?
scentbombed: (smirk)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
You did. I thought it was a little odd.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so sorry. I wouldn't have if I had known, obviously.
scentbombed: (squint)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-18 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but I thought you had lots of dogs? Surely you don't think all dogs are male.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Just the one, and yes, she's a...lady dog, but I called her boy it at first as well.
scentbombed: (smirk)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She raises a brow, unable to help but look amused.] You can say the word, Constable. I've heard it before. Oh, those werewolves are real bitches.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Not the male ones I'd presume.
scentbombed: (downer)

[personal profile] scentbombed 2011-11-18 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Darkly:] You never met my brother.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Well, no...