19centconstable: (I detect wine.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-11-05 05:53 pm

Case #29: Video

[It's an extreme close up of a Victorian constable! George has accidentally turned the camera on himself while picking up his communicator in an attempt to figure out what the strange device is. He looks a little older; a little stockier, because no one escapes the ravages of aging, and 1898 has been kind of a stressful year, what with all of the meth, and Draculas, and outwitting the American government. All of the brass on his uniform is also particularly shiny, and he's wearing a pair of white dress gloves and an expression of general confusion.

And then you can see it slowly dawn on him. And then there's a dizzying shot of the floor flying past as George hurries to make sure that...

Yes. The toilette remains.]

Oh my goodness I'm back.

[There's the sound of someone flopping back onto a bed, and a close up of a quilt. The quilt has the spotlight for a good few minutes, until George remembers the communicator is still running. Normal view!]

Could anybody tell me when it is here?
what_ho_jeeves: (OTeaP)

[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2011-11-06 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Jeeves is indeed a wonder.

Speaking of wonders, your book sounds absolutely corking. Just the sort of thing I've been looking for.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Really?!? I think so too. Higgins called it nonsense, but I think he's just jealous because I didn't write him into it.