19centconstable: (Ow my DNA.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2012-06-04 07:13 pm

Case #53: Video

[George is in the infirmary. He looks slightly green around the gills (not that he has gills), but otherwise well.]

That was quite unpleasant. I don't believe I like myself when I am angry.

And I hope I didn't put anyone out too much, particularly you, Captain Angua. And Dick: I do of course trust you completely with any of my bodily fluids.
lastmanstanding: (Serious)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-05 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard of it. [He shifts] Batman came out in the 30's though, so it might be way earlier.
lastmanstanding: (yelling)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Hoffman grins at that] No, 1930s. See? He gets a utility belt and everything. He was the wrold's greatest detective.

lastmanstanding: (Please.)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Forensics mostly. Beating up the bad guys-he lived in Gotham City and the thing was...well...is that a lot of the criminals he fought in Gotham were... Kind of silly.

All the same though, he was fighting for truth and justice. His parents were killed when he was a kid and he wanted to become a hero to avenge them. To declare a war on crime.

He used science and then he used his utility belt-lot like our base belts to get criminals. His thing though was that he never used a gun.

He always gave even the craziest guys a fair shake.
lastmanstanding: (Ready to Fight.)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-05 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods] He was a millionare. Billionare really. He had a special car and worked closely with the police. There were movies about the guy too but...

[He shrugs] These are all the ones I have. My faster father was a bit of a dick but he let me keep them. My mom gave them to me.
lastmanstanding: (thoughtful/Head lowered)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-06 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiles] I fufilled a childhood dream and worked with the Gotham Police Department...as a cop. Second time I've fallen overboard for this sort of thing.

...It was good to be a cop again, even if I was some other guy clinging helplessly to the idea Batman would come back and that his wife and kid were okay.
lastmanstanding: (Bloody face)

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[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-06 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
No, he believed that.

[Hoffman looks a little sad] Hope his wife and kid made it out before things went bad. Working with Gotham PD though...that was something.
lastmanstanding: (Bloody face)

Spam

[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
You still haven't told me how you ended up here. [Hoffman's voice is very quiet. If shit happened, bad things are going to happen. :| ]
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[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Death.]

...How'd you feel? ...about..

[And he hates himself because he can't remember if this is the first time George has death-tolled or not.]

Dognapping.

lastmanstanding: (Ready to Fight.)

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[personal profile] lastmanstanding 2012-06-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Of being big and scary or of hurting the dog? [Or death, just say it. Death?]