Case #53: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is in the infirmary. He looks slightly green around the gills (not that he has gills), but otherwise well.]

That was quite unpleasant. I don't believe I like myself when I am angry.

And I hope I didn't put anyone out too much, particularly you, Captain Angua. And Dick: I do of course trust you completely with any of my bodily fluids.

Comments

[scarlet_discord]

It so wasn't your fault, George. It was all an accident.

This sucks. But...at least you didn't have a well meaning friend turn you into a giant pie or something.

[19centconstable]

A...giant pie?

[scarlet_discord]

Yeah, I...have a lot of power and not that good control. If I told them to make George a giant rhubarb pie, they might take me literally.

[19centconstable]

Oh, I believe I see.

Although that might have been less unpleasant on my end, as a pie hasn't got a heart which can give out. That I'm aware of.

[scarlet_discord]

Yeah, but some smartass would probably have eaten you before I could change you back.

[19centconstable]

Yes, but a pie can't feel itself being eaten.

...

Can it?

[scarlet_discord]

Nah. But waking up afterward would be even more bizarre.

Can I bring or make you anything? Banana pudding?

[19centconstable]

Could you do chocolate?

[scarlet_discord]

From scratch. I'll have it down in half an hour.

[19centconstable]

You're a godsend, Miss Wanda.