Constable George Crabtree (
19centconstable) wrote2011-12-26 08:27 pm
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Case # 37: Video
[Someone is holding the communicator carelessly in one hand, as though they don't know it's on. The floor passes by slowly under the camera's lens. Whoever they are, they're walking hesitantly toward something. Bathroom tile appears, and then: the base of the toilet.]
Sweet wounded Jesus. I've died and gone to heaven.
[It's a boy speaking; his voice soft and high, his accent somewhere between Irish, British, and Pirate.
In other words: George Crabtree.]
Sweet wounded Jesus. I've died and gone to heaven.
[It's a boy speaking; his voice soft and high, his accent somewhere between Irish, British, and Pirate.
In other words: George Crabtree.]
no subject
[George does not sound as though he'd seem pleased.]
Where are you?
Spam?
'm [gives a common room location.]
Yes spam.
[Spam.]
[It takes a bit longer than it usually would for George to show up. He's shorter and quite skinny, and looks generally bewildered and slightly dirty.]
Re: Yes spam.
[Then.]
...Hi. [slurp.]
Re: Yes spam.
Hello. I'm George.
[And he's eying your sweets longingly.]
Re: Yes spam.
...'m Mark.
[There's some sweet floss right at the front there. Hoffman is oblivious. He has four candycanes on his lap. FOUR. Finishing off his current one quickly, he reaches for chocolate before ?looking...chagrined. Or as Chagrined as a boy can manage. Tracy Hoffman did spoil her son-but she also taught him manners.]
...oo ant me andy?
[It could be "you want some candy maybe" ]
Re: Yes spam.
So you're from here?
[Spam]
[he shakes his head] ...New York.
[beat] 1722 Thebes Way Queens New York City 9- [and so on and so forth]
Don't eat the KitKats. [frown] they're mine.
Re: [Spam]
And good, because this place is awfully queer. I woke up in some policeman's room.