Case #35: Video

[19centconstable]

[Now back to your regularly scheduled George. Who is looking slightly wary.]

Did I happen to fall prey to one of those comas? Only I can't quite remember anything about the last several days. Also, it appears as though someone has been sitting in my chair.

[Item one: chair. It doesn't look particularly sat in.]

And I also have reason to believe that someone has been sleeping in my bed!

[Item two: bed. It has been carefully made.]

I don't keep any porridge in my room, unfortunately, so I'm afraid I haven't gotten any solid proof, but I have got my suspicions...

Comments

Re: Spam

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

You believe turnin' into a pig but not turning into a Queen? Blokes do that all the time, more literal on the Barge.

Re: Spam

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George blinks in confusion.]

Sorry? But I can recall having been a pig...

Re: Spam

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

Bang your head when you fainted, didya?

Re: Spam

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George gingerly prods at his hair.]

No, I don't believe so.

Was it...was it truly her Majesty?

Re: Spam

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

[Slater doesn't really believe him.] Yeah.

Re: Spam

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George speaks in a reverent whisper.]

I'll never wash my room again.

Re: Spam

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

Yeah… good luck wiv that.

Re: Spam

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

You don't suppose she read my book, do you?

Did she mention anything about being locked in a bank vault?

Re: Spam

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

No. But I didn't talk to her.

Re: Spam

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a shame. But thank you for informing me anyway.

Re: Spam

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

Just.... lock your bleedin' door.