19centconstable: (George: looking at boobs.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-12-10 02:14 pm
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Case #35: Video

[Now back to your regularly scheduled George. Who is looking slightly wary.]

Did I happen to fall prey to one of those comas? Only I can't quite remember anything about the last several days. Also, it appears as though someone has been sitting in my chair.

[Item one: chair. It doesn't look particularly sat in.]

And I also have reason to believe that someone has been sleeping in my bed!

[Item two: bed. It has been carefully made.]

I don't keep any porridge in my room, unfortunately, so I'm afraid I haven't gotten any solid proof, but I have got my suspicions...
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[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a Queen.

She didn't look like a queen.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Slater has said it was Her Majesty.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Who? She said she was a queen.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...George, I'm terrible confused now. Was it a queen or not?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
She isn't simply a queen, she's The Queen!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I thought there were many queens.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, but they don't count.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Because they aren't The Queen.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
What makes her The Queen?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Confusing.

Just like you. She spoke like there were other people, but there was no one else around.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's how one speaks when one is terribly important

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Well, I'm glad that you're back to being you.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Back to...oh, no! I'm quite certain I...wasn't.

Me: The Queen.

Never.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then she borrowed your...space for a while.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I'm so terribly ashamed by the state of it.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[So sarcastically:] She is the Queen. Whatever she did to your room must be right.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but it's a boarding house room!
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