19centconstable: (The ? of whether or not we are amused...)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-12-07 06:55 pm

Case #34: Video

[Queen Victoria sits primly in George's room.

No, she doesn't look amused.

But wait: how does Queen Victoria know how to operate a video communicator?

...

Bitch, please.]

And what is the purpose of our being here today?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. Her Majesty, Queen Victoria.

[You may bow. Or not. Vickie is cool with whatever.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. You don't look like what I thought a Queen should look like.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't we?

[Queen V does not give any fucks. Afterall, The important thing is not what you think of her, but what she thinks of you.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[So true. Sadly, Jane has the exact same mindset.]

I thought there would be more...[she gestures for a moment, as there is no word in her vocabulary to describe what she thought there was more of. The word is fluff, but...she doesn't know that.]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
We are sorry to disappoint.

[No.]

We find ourselves quite sufficient.