Case #34: Video

[19centconstable]

[Queen Victoria sits primly in George's room.

No, she doesn't look amused.

But wait: how does Queen Victoria know how to operate a video communicator?

...

Bitch, please.]

And what is the purpose of our being here today?

Comments

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[How very nude of you to say, sir.]

We see. So we may assume this is not to be another attempt on our life? They do become so tiresome.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

Attempt on your life? [You're old, you're heavyset, and you are richly dressed. Therefore you are a person of importance.] It is magic beset upon us by the gods.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

They do persist.

[Queen V is bored now.]

Or perhaps science.

[Gods can beset with that too.]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

What is this...science. It sounds like something an Athenian would beset themselves with.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

We suppose so.

[Which is Queen Victorian for 'maybe you should just shut it and flex 'em'.]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Pretty man-boy indeed. The Spartan twists.]

Who is "we"

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Her Majesty, Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.