19centconstable: (It's always time for Mustache Time.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-11-28 10:36 pm

Case #33: Video

[George is wearing one of his fake mustaches and having a tea. There's a smattering of fairies fairy-ing around on the table in front of him: eating the biscuits, the sugar, also having tea... There are also several flying through the air around him. Some of these fairies are wearing George's other fake mustaches, despite the fact that the mustaches are in some cases larger than they are, and they resemble nothing so much as flying mustaches. The flying mustaches in particular don't seem very steady, but all of the fairies seem a little tipsy.]

I just don't see what all the complaining is about: we've been having a lovely time.

[George takes another sip of his "tea".]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's back to what it was before. So we may never know.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you want to see my pink or yellow hair? [A pause.] Or is it simply the mystery?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, both. I think it would look lovely.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer the red.

I think. Not that it really matters.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think my hair color suits me as well, although I do wish it were less coarse.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What would you do with it then?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It would just be easier to keep neat.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's true. I just want to cut mine off. But then I would get so many merits taken away that I would be in Reboot the week after I returned home.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And that could become confusing.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe for you! There are other ways to tell people apart, you know.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, of course. And I suppose it's up to you if you would like to look like a man. Our Dr. Ogden dressed as a man once. She turned out quite good-looking.

...I'll have to remember never to mention that in front of her husband.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That she looked good as a man?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he would.

How would she take it?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
How would she take his taking it poorly?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No. How would she take what you said about her?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well yes. She did make a very pretty man.