Case #33: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is wearing one of his fake mustaches and having a tea. There's a smattering of fairies fairy-ing around on the table in front of him: eating the biscuits, the sugar, also having tea... There are also several flying through the air around him. Some of these fairies are wearing George's other fake mustaches, despite the fact that the mustaches are in some cases larger than they are, and they resemble nothing so much as flying mustaches. The flying mustaches in particular don't seem very steady, but all of the fairies seem a little tipsy.]

I just don't see what all the complaining is about: we've been having a lovely time.

[George takes another sip of his "tea".]

Comments

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Then I would say this shows that every single life is important, no matter the size.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

.......

Are you Yoda? Like secretly? Are you a fucking...puppet made by Jim Hensen? [His tone is snappish, angry] You're a...a...

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

No?

What?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

..........It was an accident.

[He picks out the first pixie.] An accident! all right? An accident! It was a god-damned accident! I'm sorry already!

[It's just blurted out, but the pixies....drop a pie. Except this pie is dark red. The other one was soft and brown with cinnamon and this one is red.


He sits back, stunned. Then raises a hand to his head and tentatively licks it.]


[He's quiet]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

What sort is that?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

"...It's Cherry."

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Better?

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

...When this is over, I am baking a pecan pie.

I'm baking a LOT of pecan pies.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you baked.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't. Stop him George.]

I don't, but I sure as shit could give it a try. I work in the kitchen.

[stop him.]


You can help.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't bake at all, Detective.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

...you should help me anyway.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm a little concerned about what that might produce.

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

[Hoffman snorts]

...Scared.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

We did just put this ship back together...

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

....What. [More skepticism] you that bad george? Can't cook?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I've never tried.