Case #33: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is wearing one of his fake mustaches and having a tea. There's a smattering of fairies fairy-ing around on the table in front of him: eating the biscuits, the sugar, also having tea... There are also several flying through the air around him. Some of these fairies are wearing George's other fake mustaches, despite the fact that the mustaches are in some cases larger than they are, and they resemble nothing so much as flying mustaches. The flying mustaches in particular don't seem very steady, but all of the fairies seem a little tipsy.]

I just don't see what all the complaining is about: we've been having a lovely time.

[George takes another sip of his "tea".]

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[scentbombed]

I've found that being firm works pretty well too. [There may be a tiny heap of bound and gagged fairies in one corner of the room.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have become firm from time to time myself.

[Any subtext anyone might be seeing in this conversation? It is not there. At least so far as George is concerned.]

[scentbombed]

[But oh, Angua does, and she hastily clears her throat to keep from audibly snickering.]

You seem to be... getting on very well just now, though.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes! I've had quite a nice day with my new friends, although I'm told that to pronounce any of their names correctly, I'd have to remove my tongue. Which I declined.

[scentbombed]

Yes, I think you should keep your tongue, Constable.

[Okay, now she's doing it on purpose.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I am rather attached to it.

[Jokes a dad would make!]

[scentbombed]

[Way to kill the mood, George! She groans.] Oof.

All right, what did you do to calm them down? I'm sure my inmate would like to know. [And as much as she enjoys Carter's pain, encouraging him to have a tea party seems like a wonderful idea, too.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George was not aware there was a mood.]

I just greeted them kindly and invited them to tea.

[scentbombed]

Of course you did. And how did the mustaches play into it?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

They just came up in conversation.

[scentbombed]

As such things do.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly.

[George is so glad you understand.]

[scentbombed]

Sort of an "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" thing?

[Okay, she's just terrible today.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

No, they all belong to me. But I like to consider myself a generous man.