19centconstable: (I detect wine.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-11-05 05:53 pm

Case #29: Video

[It's an extreme close up of a Victorian constable! George has accidentally turned the camera on himself while picking up his communicator in an attempt to figure out what the strange device is. He looks a little older; a little stockier, because no one escapes the ravages of aging, and 1898 has been kind of a stressful year, what with all of the meth, and Draculas, and outwitting the American government. All of the brass on his uniform is also particularly shiny, and he's wearing a pair of white dress gloves and an expression of general confusion.

And then you can see it slowly dawn on him. And then there's a dizzying shot of the floor flying past as George hurries to make sure that...

Yes. The toilette remains.]

Oh my goodness I'm back.

[There's the sound of someone flopping back onto a bed, and a close up of a quilt. The quilt has the spotlight for a good few minutes, until George remembers the communicator is still running. Normal view!]

Could anybody tell me when it is here?
una_persson: (dishevelled)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-05 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome back. It's early November, actually.

Are you all right?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose. A bit out of sorts. I'm afraid I've been gone for six months.
una_persson: (watching you)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-05 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...It's been a week, perhaps, here? Certainly no more than a fortnight, though this last week has felt infinitely longer, so I may be misremembering.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd never have stayed away so long, I just had no recollection of having been here.
una_persson: (headturn)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-05 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems to happen sometimes, when people go away. Probably just as well.

It's a good thing you've got your memories back now, though. Some aren't so lucky.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll certainly be thankful for that, then.

How have things been here?
una_persson: (dishevelled)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-06 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...Not good. I suppose you missed the revelation of the Admiral's usurper?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No, actually. I departed almost immediately after the Admiral was reinstated.

I do hope he's alright.
una_persson: (distant)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so you were here for all that. Sorry. The last week has really been quite a muddle; I blame the painkillers.

I hope so too. Things seem to be running normally again, at any rate. Perhaps we can hope for a relatively quiet month.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I was but I was injured as well. Are you still?

Perhaps we can go back to Paris?
una_persson: (oh sod)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-07 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I expect I'll be in this stupid sling for another two weeks at least. I'm just glad it wasn't worse.

Paris would be lovely, but I'll take anywhere quiet and pleasant at this point.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Did you also attempt to open the CES with your shoulder?
una_persson: (looking up)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-07 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fell into a ditch whilst running from something that was trying to kill me, devour me, or violate me, possibly even in that order.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
...I believe the devouring would have to come last. Because.
una_persson: (wide eyes)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ideally, yes, at least for one's own comfort. Best not dwelt upon. Most importantly, it's over.
Edited 2011-11-07 04:53 (UTC)

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
And thank goodness for that.

But if you do need a, well, hand with anything while you heal, do let me know?
una_persson: (looking up)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-07 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall. Thank you, George.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
...Your dog: he made it through everything unharmed, didn't he?
una_persson: (Dios)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-08 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[From somewhere off camera is a little bark.]

He's fine. I think he spent most of the worst hiding under my bed.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[George sighs deeply.]

Good boy, Dios.