Case #24: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is seated at his tea table, which is serving as a writing desk at the moment. A copy of the book Carmilla is in front of him.]

Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few things I'd like to ask about.

[George notices the book in front of him, and tries to move it discreetly off screen, so no one is distracted by it's sexiness.]

Comments

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Back in my world, they found a way to take over... Let me give you an idea of what happened.

[This is where she transfers some recorded footage of what was going on during the vampire apocalypse, not too dissimilar to what's shown on this and this. It's the 'short, sharp shock' treatment she's giving and none of the graphic nature of the attacks have been edited away.]

Books like that... Don't let the sexy romance make you forget where it leads. Where it always leads.

Re: Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[George swallows hard.]

I...only wanted to know if they've got saliva...

Video: LOL!

[acid_rayne]

I know...

[Sigh!]

Look, does it make any difference? I mean, there are little ones, big ones, huge ones...

Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes, it does. There are several on board, and it's important to know the truth about any sort of people in your jurisdiction, or you're bound to get into trouble.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

The truth about how to kill them, yeah.

Re: Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Or help them. As that's what we're here to do.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

I don't like vampires.

Re: Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

You haven't got to like them.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Good. Then you won't mind if I avoid and not help them, then.

Re: Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

But you don't have to like someone to help them: that's my point.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Unless required by virtue of being employed on this tub, I am not helping the undead. Forget about it.

Re: Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to argue: but you are. We all are. We set a good example for inmates, alive or dead. Someone like you particularly so, I think, because you illustrate how one can be good, without being at all weak.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Yeah, yeah... So long as I don't have to touch 'em... Or speak with 'em.

Or be in the same room...

Re: Video:

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

No, that bit isn't necessary.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Good. 'Cause it won't happen. Drives me round the bend when it has to.