19centconstable: (Cereal sounds gross in theory.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-09-16 09:30 pm

Case #24: Video

[George is seated at his tea table, which is serving as a writing desk at the moment. A copy of the book Carmilla is in front of him.]

Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few things I'd like to ask about.

[George notices the book in front of him, and tries to move it discreetly off screen, so no one is distracted by it's sexiness.]

Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, such as: what happens to their clothing when they transform into wolves, and then also, from wolves and back into men? But that's not important right now. Unless you know. I was mostly wondering, in your experience:
Do vampires have saliva?
Do vampires feel any sort of specific regard for the neck?
Does this continue once the person to whom the neck belongs is no longer alive?
Can vampires fly?
Can vampires float?
Does a vampire's hair grow?
vampish_aleera: (Naughty...)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-17 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
It tears...

[Feel the poisonous disregard she has for her family's natural enemies, George. FEEL IT. >:|]

So many questions, hmm? Know that, in this place, not all of my kind hail from the same place. Others are not the same as I.

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but then after...

[Feel how much more uncomfortable George is at the idea of nudity than at the idea of people who transform into wolves. FEEL IT!]

And yes, that's why I'd wanted everybody to answer. For themselves.
vampish_aleera: (Curious)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She does! She enjoys it. >:D]

But there are... So many kinds...
vampish_aleera: (Interest)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh...]

Why must you know these things? There is more to this than mere curiosity.

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's really mostly curiosity. I also forgot to ask: if you haven't got any reflection, how do you do your hair?
vampish_aleera: (Smile - Crouch)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-18 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
With practice, Sir...

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
But how can you be sure it looks the way you want it to?
vampish_aleera: (Smile - Portrait)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-18 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
After so long, it has become instinct.

Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
But what if you find yourself wanting to try a new hairstyle?
vampish_aleera: (Curious)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-19 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[FROWN OF CONFUSION.]

OF what use is this knowledge to you? You are boy!

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's just the sort of thing I wonder.

[Boys can have hairstyles.]
vampish_aleera: (Smile - Crouch)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-20 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I fly. Not all I have met here can...

As for necks, they are sensitive enough while alive, no?
Edited 2011-09-20 12:37 (UTC)

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, certainly, but are you sensitive to them? Is there a certain size or shape of neck you find more compelling than others?
vampish_aleera: (Fangs - Lick)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-20 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... Those which make the bite easier.
vampish_aleera: (Glass - Drink)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-21 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A long neck... A smooth neck...

Perhaps your neck.

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
My neck isn't...terribly long...
vampish_aleera: (Winged - Bite Neck)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
It is when arched...

Re: Video:

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[George feels up his own neck.]
vampish_aleera: (Smile - Crouch)

Re: Video:

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2011-09-22 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Totally this face. Staring...]