19centconstable: (Cereal sounds gross in theory.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-09-16 09:30 pm

Case #24: Video

[George is seated at his tea table, which is serving as a writing desk at the moment. A copy of the book Carmilla is in front of him.]

Um. I'd like to know who here is, or has ever been a vampire, or has had intim-...particular experi-...contact wi-...knows a lot about vampires. I'd like to speak to all of you, if possible. There are a few things I'd like to ask about.

[George notices the book in front of him, and tries to move it discreetly off screen, so no one is distracted by it's sexiness.]

[Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Just-all of the quiet.]

What do you need?

[Private]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Detective Hoffman, hello. Are you...feeling better?

[Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[By way of response he flips in the video. His eyes are back to their normal color. He looks normal.]

It's been a long time since I've been a Detective kid. [Hoffman might sound slightly resigned] What do you want to know?

[Private]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
How long? If you don't mind my asking.

And if you're quite comfortable discussing it, I was wondering, in your experience:
Do vampires have saliva?
Do vampires feel any sort of specific regard for the neck?
Does this continue once the person to whom the neck belongs is no longer alive?
Can vampires fly?
Can vampires float?
Does a vampire's hair grow?

[Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
7 years.

[He's being metaphorical George. He was still a cop, still collecting a paycheck, but he wasn't doing good-from where he's sitting.]


In my experience-

Yes.

I did? But I was newly turned.

Never thought about it.

...You'll...have to ask Dracula.


No. [He was specifically told this] we-they- they revert to their original state no matter what. No weight gain, no physical scarring, no anything.



[His interest might be slightly peaked however] ...Is this about my warden's case?

[Private]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What made you stop? If it's not too personal.

Somewhat. I'm also curious. Did you have a reflection?

Re: [Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[His eyes narrow] My sister was murdered. I fell in with a serial killer. Take your pick about any of those events.

I didn't think to look. So you do think a vampire did it.

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

No, in fact. I think one didn't.

[Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...I was thinking about other things.

[He considers the situation for a moment] You're not considering anything based on his enemies or anything like that? What kind of evidence...


[He sighs] never mind.


Edited 2011-09-17 23:28 (UTC)

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We haven't found any evidence that he has any enemies.

But we haven't got to talk about it if you don't want to.

[Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
But none of the vampires or other creatures on the barge would have acted without provocation. Unless it was me and it's been established that
I didn't do it.

[He frowns. shit.]

You're just going based on evidence?

[Private]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
How can you be sure of that, though?

Mr. Nygma spoke with him as well.

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[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm not.


[All of his cop skills are going to rust. He looks a little distracted and then a little sad.]

You both...keep me posted okay?


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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I will do, D-...Mr. Hoffman.

Re: [Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[..Ow. Hoffman looks physically struck for a moment-but it's the truth. He nods.]

...thank you.

Re: [Private]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, George didn't mean it like that. He thought you didn't want him to call you Detective. You need to be more specific with your angst.]

And we will catch this culprit, sir.

Re: [Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh George. It's all good. Hoffman needed that.]

Oh I'd believe it. Who's working on the case?

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[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Nygma, Mr. Grayson, and myself.

Re: [Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
..Grayson.

[pause]

...I have...faith in what you gentlemen can do.

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[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I know.