19centconstable: (OMG SHOES.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-08-16 03:44 pm

Case #19: Video

[The video feed turns on, and George settles back into his chair. He's seated in the infirmary, next to Eddie Spinola's bed. He has a book on his lap. The book would seem to be making little happy noises, except that's impossible. Isn't it?]

I suspect this has already been discussed, or at least asked, and I do apologize if that is the case, but I would like very much to know: what is it you believe in?

Not what you don't believe in, because that's not important, but what you do. Whatever that is. Because everyone must believe in something. And I'm interested to know what that might be. For instance: I've been having a thrilling read about this worm which devours...

[George glances down at the book on his lap.]

Oh! And: unrelatedly, does anybody know the average circumference of a man's chest?

Re: private

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Were you interested in writing some yourself, or just reading it?

Re: private

[identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Sort of a little bit of both.

I'm terrible at writing it. I was trying to see if someone could write it for me.

Re: private

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I wouldn't be the fellow for that.

Re: private

[identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't suppose you know anyone who would?

Re: private

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Holmes is very well read...