19centconstable: (Your face is beyond credulity.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-06-13 02:27 pm

Case #8: Video

[George is COMPLETELY DRESSED. So dressed. He also looks slightly pink and wrinkly, like he's spent too long in the bathtub.]

I've been in the tub.

[For two days, apparently. And still so unclean. His hair is also not parted and slicked down as usual, and is currently making a sort of wild, fluffy, dark halo around his face. The ends curl a bit. George's hair may eat combs. George is too sulky to do anything about it. This flood has tested even his unwavering positivity.]

I want to apologize for...

...

...everything.

[A curt nod, and the camera is switched off.]

...

[Then switched back on again.]

I would just like to say, also, just so you know, that I am never...unclothed, not even underneath my clothes.

...I'm getting back in the tub.

[The camera is switched off.]

...

[Aaaaaaand switched on again. He's here, he might as well. George clears his throat.]

Who...does...the art?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well what do you think makes you you. And how do you explain that people's bodies weigh less after they've died?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never weighed someone before and after they've died. And...we're made of...

[Sigh.] It doesn't matter. There is nothing in your body that flutters off to some mystical place.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you go anywhere after you die? You're...dead.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Your body has died. But your soul never does.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what does a soul look like, then?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. You can't see them.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then how do you know they exist? Because the Rulebook says so?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Because you really are acting like a Yellow now. Believing the Rulebook just because it was given to you.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
And perhaps I'd like to believe it as well.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
There are people who believe that I can't do what I want because I can see Green.

Because the Rulebook says so. And they want to believe that, too.

It doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's completely different. There's nothing ridiculous about believing one shouldn't murder people or try to run off with a neighbor's wife. Because one shouldn't...those things.

And perhaps I would like to believe that if I'm a good man, I will go to a better place after I've died, because otherwise...well otherwise: what's the point of it all?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
What's the point of what?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wait.

You're only living your life so that your soul, which might or might not be some kind of invisible butterfly, will go to Heaven?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
No. I just feel that there's got to be something more. Hasn't there?

And my soul is not a butterfly. They have bird wings, if anything.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
No. Why would there be?

How do you know? You've never seen it.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Because...because.

That's how they always are in paintings.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You should live because...there is nothing else. Just...oh.

[Private]

Just the Green Room. And the Mildew.

Private

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Where people go when it's their time.

[Pause.]

And you're not supposed to repeat this.

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