19centconstable: (Your face is beyond credulity.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-06-13 02:27 pm

Case #8: Video

[George is COMPLETELY DRESSED. So dressed. He also looks slightly pink and wrinkly, like he's spent too long in the bathtub.]

I've been in the tub.

[For two days, apparently. And still so unclean. His hair is also not parted and slicked down as usual, and is currently making a sort of wild, fluffy, dark halo around his face. The ends curl a bit. George's hair may eat combs. George is too sulky to do anything about it. This flood has tested even his unwavering positivity.]

I want to apologize for...

...

...everything.

[A curt nod, and the camera is switched off.]

...

[Then switched back on again.]

I would just like to say, also, just so you know, that I am never...unclothed, not even underneath my clothes.

...I'm getting back in the tub.

[The camera is switched off.]

...

[Aaaaaaand switched on again. He's here, he might as well. George clears his throat.]

Who...does...the art?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how to begin answering that.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw your last post, and you didn't look ba--I mean, it wasn't that bad.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't like to think how it could have been worse.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you were naked and a bit flirty, but it looked like you were still friendly at least.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's much appreciated.