Case #58: Video

[19centconstable]

[It's unclear where George is, because his face fills most of the frame, but wherever it is, it's a bit dark.]

Isn't this terribly exciting? Like being an explorer in some far-flung local. The first to tread where you might for hundreds of years, perhaps. Discovering wonders thought to be long lost, and returning home to fame and glory.

[George looks lost in his own fantasy. Something splashes.]

...I may have become trapped in a well, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Comments

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

If he needs help, you help him, don't help me. Stop wasting time.

[scentbombed]

[Well, if you're going to be a dick about it, she'll be a dick right back.] I rather thought it would be less of a waste of time if you came along to help me as I asked, but I'll leave you be, then, Sergeant. Someone with longer arms and a stronger back is likely called for in this case, anyway.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

No, what you're doing is assuming that I don't have a clue when I've been decades at this. I'm perfectly capable of getting from one place to the other without anyone holding my hand.

[scentbombed]

Oh, for goodness' sake, I don't have time for this. Do as you like, man.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

Exactly!

[scentbombed]

[Eyeroll.] There is snow, by the way.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

That's not snow. That's just slush.

[19centconstable]

I do certainly appreciate the help of the both of you!

[Girls. You're both pretty.

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But Angua is prettier.]