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[George sits in his room, distractedly twisting his helmet in his hands. Being a helmet, it doesn't twist very much at all, but he doesn't seem to notice.]

I'm...pleased to report that I did manage to remain myself after all during this most recent event. I had thought that I had at the time, but it can be difficult to tell. I've been mistaken before. But not...now. In case anyone was wondering.

Is, er, is everyone alright? Anyone? Everyone?

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I do appreciate that.

I also turned into a pig once.

Chance are I'll end up bein' somethin' worse, if that's the case.

Did anyone make stupid little piggy jokes at you?

No, everyone was rather kind, actually. But I'd still prefer not to repeat the experience.

So this happens often?

At least once a month, I must admit.

But it isn't all bad, of course. We also get to explore fantastical planets and meet people's very nice friends and relatives.

So that time again is soon approaching huh? I'm just glad I missed it this round. Makes it easier to get used to this place.

Oh yeah. Ports, right? Wonder how they're gonna port on a space colony if they ever visit my home.

It may be, although they don't go off like clockworks.

Well. Much of the time, we crash...

Thaaaaaat would... not be a good thing.

Can I just ask to never ever go to my world if that's the case?

You...can make requests of the Admiral, certainly...

Might have ta'. At least just so they don't break anything. That would be a pain to explain to Preventer.

I don't think anyone would hold you responsible for that sort of thing.

If the barge crashed into a colony? I don't know how I'd explain it when I'm right in the thick of it.

But you wouldn't have been driving.

But I'm kinda in the thick of it and they wouldn't have come to my world if it weren't for me...

Maybe I'm a sucker for responsibility, buuuut I'd rather not let somethin' like that happen to my home.

Well, yes, no one likes having their home crash into.

Especially when their home is a large metal floating object in space filled with millions of people. Nope. Don't like it a bit.

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