19centconstable: (Yams would be delicious.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2012-04-14 01:42 pm

Case #48: Video

[It's formal announcement time! George stands in his cabin with his helmet tucked under one arm. The brass buttons on his uniform are particularly shiny.]

It's my duty to inform you all that Detective Hoffman is no longer my inmate.

[George lets that hang vaguely in the air for a moment, before continuing:]

Because Detective Hoffman has graduated! Please do heartily congratulate him. He has earned it.
yeahscience: ([4-5] alarmed)

[personal profile] yeahscience 2012-04-15 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has quite a bit more to say on this subject, but probably the guy's ex-warden is not going to be sympathetic, so he just ends the feed, looking upset.]</>