Constable George Crabtree (
19centconstable) wrote2012-03-09 10:47 pm
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Lady Case #44: Lady Video

[There's a woman in George's room. She's stocky, and her dark hair is gathered in a bun at the nape of her neck. From the front it looks short and boyish, and her face looks freshly scrubbed. She's dressed in a white high-necked Victorian blouse, a tie, a navy blue jacket, and a floor length navy blue walking skirt. And she's George, of course. Short for Georgina, although she's most comfortable being addressed as Miss Crabtree.
Some of you may be wondering why Miss Crabtree isn't suffering any of the wardrobe malfunctions that seem to be going around. Some of you clearly aren't aware just how seriously Mr. Crabtree takes undercover work. Now you know.]
Here is what I have gathered thus far: several people appear to be missing clothing, and I've spoken to one who seems to be missing memories. Is anyone aware of anything else having gone missing? And if so, a detailed description would be most helpful.
[Please, don't everyone rush to describe your penises.]
Furthermore: after Captain von Uberwald mistakenly called me a constable, I looked in my own wardrobe and found it nearly all replaced by a constable's uniform. Could it be that, somehow, saying things during this flood makes them become reality?
[George presses her lips together tightly.]
I don't know that I ought to say anything else lest...well, you know!
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Have you got any solid proof that the flood isn't simply causing you to think that?
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Well, er. [He glances around the room, which is about as generic as it gets, but-- a-ha! He grabs the picture from his nightstand and holds it up.] I know I've told you about this.
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Yes. And I've told you about...mine.
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About...Tess?
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Wait, no, hold on. So in your mind, you and Tess are both women, and Carrot and I are both men.
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Precisely. And you believe it's different outside of my mind?
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How is it different? ...Is Tess also a man?
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Perhaps she isn't. I mean, it would depend, wouldn't it? On, well...what sort of...man would you say I am?
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That's quite encouraging. I meant: am I the sort of man young ladies like?
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That seems like a rather kind way of saying no. What's wrong with me then? I suppose I'm fat and drink too much, do I?
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Do I have a temper or poor manners?
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That's very kind of you to say. I suppose that if I do become a man again suddenly, you'll have to ask about my love life. Perhaps I'm simply private.
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You are the one who brought it up in the first place, Captain.
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What was it meant to have been?
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[Sometimes George can be a bit dense, regardless of gender.]
Well, yes. Most people are men or women. Nearly everyone, in fact.
[Nearly.]
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