19centconstable: (Who rigs every Oscar night?)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2012-02-12 08:44 pm

Case #42: Video

[George is in his room, but out of his uniform. There's a very small pin in the lapel of his grey suit. It probably looks like the outline of a star, or a diamond. It isn't either.]

I thought I might ask, since we've gained so many new faces, if anyone else on board has ever rolled their trouser leg?

[And apparently that confusing query is not all George has for you this evening.]

Also, I do keep thinking about those ninjas we had. It's a shame they were so, well, unfriendly, and that they had to be disappeared so suddenly. We might have learned so much from them, and their ways.

[George gazes dreamily off, perhaps imagining a world where people and ninjas live together in pajamas and harmony.]

On the other hand, I suppose it is for the best that they didn't stick around. There were simply far too many of them. Our hallways would have been crowded with them. They might have taken to busking.
darknessb4me: (point)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-13 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Learn how it feels to die with a throwing star in your eye, maybe.
darknessb4me: (regards you)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-13 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ha. Arthas likes this guy. Very dry.]

Like what?
darknessb4me: (the shit are you talking about?)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Shades aren't sapient. You couldn't have a shoe teach you shoe skills.
Edited 2012-02-13 21:59 (UTC)
darknessb4me: (swish)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-13 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's my point.
darknessb4me: (get out of my way)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not ninjas. They're just shaped like ninjas. They might as well be wind-up toys.
darknessb4me: (up)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-14 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's complex magic, but it's still just the semblance of skill. Not actual skill.