Case #40: Voice

[19centconstable]

[George's accent wafts over the network all by itself, which is fairly unusual.]

Er. Did everyone happen to awaken in...unusual circumstances, then?

["Unusual circumstances" is Victorian for "somebody else's bed & trousers".]

Comments

[PRIVATE AS HELL]

[creatingalegacy]

I woke up in bed with your goddamn inmate.

[Pause.]

We didn't do anything, and you don't tell anyone about this.

Re: [PRIVATE AS HELL]

[19centconstable]

Of course, miss.

Are you...is he...is everything alright?

Re: [PRIVATE AS HELL]

[creatingalegacy]

I'm fine. Last time I saw him, so was he.

Re: [PRIVATE AS HELL]

[19centconstable]

Good. Thank you. For saying, I mean.

Re: [PRIVATE AS HELL]

[creatingalegacy]

Yeah, whatever.

Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

This entire place is unusual.

Re: Audio:

[19centconstable]

Yes, I believe it's America.

[Burn, America.]

Re: Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

And what is an... America?

Re: Audio:

[19centconstable]

[Canada's basement.]

It's a country full of people with some rather strange ideas.

Re: Audio:

[tis_disapproval]

I've yet to find one which isn't.

[Private]

[lastmanstanding]

...Are you all right?

Re: [Private]

[19centconstable]

I am. As is usual I seem to be suffering from a lack of wardrobe.

Re: [Private]

[lastmanstanding]

[shit.] How naked are you?

Re: [Private]

[19centconstable]

Not entirely, but any amount is really more than I like.

Re: [Private]

[lastmanstanding]

[Hoffman hesitates] ...Do you have a credit card?

[Also voice]

[scentbombed]

Yes, somewhat. Yes.

Re: [Also voice]

[19centconstable]

Well. I'm pleased not have, er, suffered this alone.

But I am sorry to hear that.

[Also voice, now private!]

[scentbombed]

Well, it's not... necessarily unusual for me, is the thing.

Re: [Also voice, now private!]

[19centconstable]

Oh. You...often find yourself in strangers' beds?

[changemydear]

I seem to have lost my shoes.

[19centconstable]

Where did you see them last?

[changemydear]

On my feet, before we arrived here.

[19centconstable]

I see. And what is the state of your socks?

[Private]

[officerrenaldi]

This is some kind of hangover.

[Carla just kind of sighs] Are you still scared of leaving the room man? What, just because you got my shirt?

Re: [Private]

[19centconstable]

I'm not afraid, it's simply inappropriate.