19centconstable: ([Kid!] You aren't my hat's real father.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-12-26 08:27 pm

Case # 37: Video

[Someone is holding the communicator carelessly in one hand, as though they don't know it's on. The floor passes by slowly under the camera's lens. Whoever they are, they're walking hesitantly toward something. Bathroom tile appears, and then: the base of the toilet.]

Sweet wounded Jesus. I've died and gone to heaven.

[It's a boy speaking; his voice soft and high, his accent somewhere between Irish, British, and Pirate.

In other words: George Crabtree.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it is.

[George is pretty hardy and hasn't really noticed the cold yet.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Jane liked to keep things where they were comfortable. And she was comfortable with winning. So instead of play again, when she could potentially lose, she decided to stop. That would be better.]

I'm tired of playing.

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is there food anywhere?

[George looks youthfully enthusiastic about the prospect.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I'll show you. [She ran towards the door they had come through earlier.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it hot?

[Although make no mistake: George will eat anything.]