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Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-12-26 08:27 pm

Case # 37: Video

[Someone is holding the communicator carelessly in one hand, as though they don't know it's on. The floor passes by slowly under the camera's lens. Whoever they are, they're walking hesitantly toward something. Bathroom tile appears, and then: the base of the toilet.]

Sweet wounded Jesus. I've died and gone to heaven.

[It's a boy speaking; his voice soft and high, his accent somewhere between Irish, British, and Pirate.

In other words: George Crabtree.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She giggled and ran off with it, hiding it underneath a chair and piled snow on top of it. Her eyes couldn't really see it that well, so she just assumed that George wouldn't either.

Laughing, she went to hide behind another chair to wait.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He opens his eyes.]

...do I get hints?

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
No! Indians don't get hints! [Not that she knew.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
But how am I suppos-...

[He frowns at the snow. Which has foot prints in it. Oh. He follows a likely set to a chair, and a pile of snow that doesn't look entirely natural. He digs through it.]

I...I've found it!

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughed.] Now you have to run or I'll take it back! [And she tore off after him.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He stares at her for a moment, then takes off across the deck. He's taller than her; longer-legged. And George has always been rather quick on his feet.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Jane's armed with a little girl's energy and determination. But she's really no match for him, so, after a short amount of chasing, she simply stopped and sat down in the snow to pout.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He circles back around to her, braces his hands on his knees, and pants.]

Why did you stop?

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[She waited until he was closer and then leapt up to chase after him again, hoping this would work to her advantage.] I didn't!

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh crap: she's got him. Future constable down.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She giggled and, once she had him, gripped tightly to his shirt so she didn't go falling down.] I win! [When her feet were steady underneath her again, she stood up straight again and took a few steps back.] It's cold.

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it is.

[George is pretty hardy and hasn't really noticed the cold yet.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Jane liked to keep things where they were comfortable. And she was comfortable with winning. So instead of play again, when she could potentially lose, she decided to stop. That would be better.]

I'm tired of playing.

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is there food anywhere?

[George looks youthfully enthusiastic about the prospect.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I'll show you. [She ran towards the door they had come through earlier.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it hot?

[Although make no mistake: George will eat anything.]