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Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-12-26 08:27 pm

Case # 37: Video

[Someone is holding the communicator carelessly in one hand, as though they don't know it's on. The floor passes by slowly under the camera's lens. Whoever they are, they're walking hesitantly toward something. Bathroom tile appears, and then: the base of the toilet.]

Sweet wounded Jesus. I've died and gone to heaven.

[It's a boy speaking; his voice soft and high, his accent somewhere between Irish, British, and Pirate.

In other words: George Crabtree.]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And we can pretend the bows and arrows!

[George is quickly forgetting how grown-up he's supposed to be.]

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! [A pause.] Um...can you come let me out? The door is too high up.

Then we can play!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
My room, George!

Oh yeah. Um. Level seven, the first room!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[George starts off in that direction.]

Hey. You...know older me?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Is he...am I really a policeman?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
No! I wanted to run away with the circus.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's a circus. Animals and acrobats and such.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [Pause.] Are you almost here?

Spam?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a knock at her door.]

Jane?

Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Her childish voice replies:] It's me! Come in!

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Twelve year old George is skinny. Not scrawny, just a bit underfed and overworked. His hair is uncombed, and he looks a little dirty. He gazes down at her.]

You're tiny!

Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
So? I can still beat you! [She holds up the nearest object- a shoe- and grips it threateningly.]

And I'm really not tiny! I'm twenty!

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrinks back. He knows from his trillions of aunts just how scary women can be, regardless of size.]

I didn't mean...you talk like you're bigger!

Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Satisfied, she put down the shoe and wandered over to hand him the horse.]

Because I am bigger!

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He boggles at her. It's a difficult thing to wrap one's mind around.]

Was it...did a witch do this?

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[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, the Admiral did. He might be a witch. [She thrusts the horse at him again. Insistently.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-29 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes the horse, tapping a finger against it and frowning at the strange material. Young George doesn't have as many ideas as older George, though, so he doesn't theorize.]

I don't think you can be a man-witch.

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-29 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. [She shrugged.] Come on! [She raced for the door, the doll in her hand.]

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-29 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lopes after her, with the clumsy stride of all boys everywhere.]

Where are we going?

Re: Spam!

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-12-29 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Outside! To play in the snow! [She took the stairs as quickly as she could, gripping the railing tightly as she did so.]

Spam!

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