19centconstable: (George: looking at boobs.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-12-10 02:14 pm

Case #35: Video

[Now back to your regularly scheduled George. Who is looking slightly wary.]

Did I happen to fall prey to one of those comas? Only I can't quite remember anything about the last several days. Also, it appears as though someone has been sitting in my chair.

[Item one: chair. It doesn't look particularly sat in.]

And I also have reason to believe that someone has been sleeping in my bed!

[Item two: bed. It has been carefully made.]

I don't keep any porridge in my room, unfortunately, so I'm afraid I haven't gotten any solid proof, but I have got my suspicions...

[Private]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Apart from how I seem to only get laid when I'm somebody else?

[he sighs] And I got the crap beat out of me. Or he got the crap beat out of him.
Edited 2011-12-11 02:40 (UTC)

Re: [Private]

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Goodness! I hope he was at least wearing that helmet at the time!

...who is "he"?