Case #34: Video

[19centconstable]

[Queen Victoria sits primly in George's room.

No, she doesn't look amused.

But wait: how does Queen Victoria know how to operate a video communicator?

...

Bitch, please.]

And what is the purpose of our being here today?

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[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

[She perks up]

They've got many exotic things here, Your Majesty. Six kinds of coffee, ten kinds of beer, all sorts of teas. I won't ask you down the public house if you find it inappropriate, but I could bring some refreshment to your door...

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. We will seccure an escort and attend.

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

Eee! Oh, um, I mean...that's lovely, Your Majesty. Do you 'ave any instructions for what you'd like prepared? I'll get started after I give this place an extra cleaning. [bounce bounce bounce]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Tea, I believe, is customary.

[Because we're British.]

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

U-um, of course. Does Her Majesty take it weak or strong?