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Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-11-11 12:28 am

Case # 30: Video

[George is dressed casually for George. No uniform, and no jacket. His shirt-sleeves are rolled up, and his hair is untidy. He has Howie's motorcycle, and several books about motorcycles out on the floor around him, where he is sitting.]

Is it just me, or has everyone been a bit quiet today? Is there something going on that I'm unaware of?

I suspect it must be something very good, as I would have heard of something awful, where as I certainly can't blame people for being distracted away from their devices, if, say, the Admiral has given everyone a puppy.

[George looks pleased. And then very thoughtful.]

...

But then of course, I would wonder: where is my puppy?

Re: Video

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Not every day. I have got a club?

Right. Yes. I'm just trying to get a better idea of the mechanics.

Re: Video

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
...For hitting things.

[Oh! Oh! A light goes on and Hoffman stumbles off his bed. There's rummaging for a good few moments before he emerges with a very worn book. Zen and the Art of motorcycle matinence.]

You need to read this.

It will make you think and it has motorcycles.

Re: Video

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes?

[George beams.]

Thank you very much Detective. I'll be sure to read it immediately.

Re: Video

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You can have this copy. Someone gave it to me once and they said that you had to pass it down in order for it to work properly. It's got alot of pholoso-

philosoph.

philosophy. [sputter blurrrgh.]

[eyerub] you just have to passs it on.

Re: Video

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do that as well.