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Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-11-11 12:28 am

Case # 30: Video

[George is dressed casually for George. No uniform, and no jacket. His shirt-sleeves are rolled up, and his hair is untidy. He has Howie's motorcycle, and several books about motorcycles out on the floor around him, where he is sitting.]

Is it just me, or has everyone been a bit quiet today? Is there something going on that I'm unaware of?

I suspect it must be something very good, as I would have heard of something awful, where as I certainly can't blame people for being distracted away from their devices, if, say, the Admiral has given everyone a puppy.

[George looks pleased. And then very thoughtful.]

...

But then of course, I would wonder: where is my puppy?

D: [DESPAIR]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
No you can't. You're a dog. You're small. You don't have hands. How do you do anything without hands? I lost people. You can't help me find people unless you're a bomb sniffing dog.

[Hoffman closes his eyes, trying to get himself to think clearly.]...How are you talking?

[identity profile] omnomgriefseeds.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can speak. [ directly into your mind, since its mouth doesn't move ] I'm Kyubey, and I can find anyone if you make a contract with me.

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[How is it doing this. Hoffman stares at him for a long time before rubbing at the side of his head.]

You're talking in here.

[Drool drips out of his mouth.] ...You can't help me. Besides if you found her..she wouldn't remember me probably. [frown] S'not like it matters so it...

[He snarls] she'd remember Amanda but she wouldn't remember me.

Go find Amanda Young. She's here too somewhere. [Hoffman's voice slurs] She wants help finding her.



[Someone knows not what they do.]


[identity profile] omnomgriefseeds.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ its tail droops, but then its ears perk at the name - girls make much better Puella Magi ] You have a friend who would like to speak with me?

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Go find her. Her name's Amanda.

She wants someone named Sarah Harding back. [slur. cough cough.]

[urp]

.....You could help her with that maybe.

[identity profile] omnomgriefseeds.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ jackpot - it butts whatever it's talking through and the feed cuts off ]