{Holmes smiles a little, though his brow furrows a bit at this Doyle person.} It is no end of flattering to hear that word of my cases has spread, in this case, to the colonies. I have only had occasion to visit Canada once, as a case took me to your capital.

{He prods his left hand with the fingers of his right.} As for being a book, I would find this to be incorrect, as I do not appear to be made of pages and binding.