Case # 12: Video

[19centconstable]

[George is in his room. He looks slightly dazed and has a damp washcloth pressed against his head. There is a bruise blooming underneath it.]

I'm afraid I was...indisposed.

[George shuffles his feet and there is the sound of broken glass crunching.]

But I've managed to find my trousers now. Has something happened?

Comments

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Seven and one-eighth. But it may be fruitless. I may have to wear a bandage, and there would be no wearing anything over that.

[Oh, the suffering. Also people are dead.]

[what_ho_jeeves]

Don't be so sure. I've got a size nine bowler here. One of Jeeves'. He's got an enormous brain, you know. It's from all the fish he eats. You would have to take excellent care with it, though.

[There's nothing Bertie can do about the dead person. Lack of hat, however, is the sort of emergency he's good at.]

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm terribly careful with all of my things.

[People usually are when they haven't got many.]

[what_ho_jeeves]

In that case, I'd be more than happy to loan you one of Jeeves' hats for the nonce.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'd appreciate that very much.

...A nonce is...the head?