19centconstable: (Ow my DNA.)
Constable George Crabtree ([personal profile] 19centconstable) wrote2011-07-10 05:52 pm

Case # 12: Video

[George is in his room. He looks slightly dazed and has a damp washcloth pressed against his head. There is a bruise blooming underneath it.]

I'm afraid I was...indisposed.

[George shuffles his feet and there is the sound of broken glass crunching.]

But I've managed to find my trousers now. Has something happened?

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Entirely appropriate for you.

But my point still stands.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone thought it was quite strange that time I did sleep in my trousers.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it was the trousers. I think it was the fact that you were sleeping in them because of rats.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
It was only because I'd had that trouble with weasels before.
Edited 2011-07-11 01:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I remember what you said.

But rats are not weasels.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
But it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to tender areas.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose you're right about that.

Try and keep your trousers and shirt on next time something like this happens.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like nothing more, believe me.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

[And a bit later.]

Can I take you up on your earlier offer of letting me read your Rulebook?

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course. Anytime you'd like.

[identity profile] thebestnose.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I can come pick it up this evening.