Constable George Crabtree (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
19centconstable) wrote2011-04-19 06:31 pm
19centconstable) wrote2011-04-19 06:31 pm
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Case #2: Video
[George looks pale and rumpled, like he has not slept. His hair is trying to un-part itself. His constable's coat is off. His suspenders are holding steady, but his shirt is threatening to become un-tucked. His eyes are glazed over, and he speaks slowly and groggily.]
I...saw...movies...
You tell them not to open the door, but they always open the door.
[He shakes his head at the meaningless deaths of so many scantily clad and vigorous young ladies, then clears his throat.]
On a different matter: I've been speaking with Sergeant Howie, and we've come to an idea that I was hoping might be indulged. I was wondering: how might everyone feel about having their fingermarks put on a file? Or the taking of the fingermarks of those inmates who frequently...um...offend. I do realize that some people may be very against this, but I would like to point out that, while fingermarks can be used to prove that someone was in a certain area, they can also be used to prove that they weren't, and should be left alone.
It's only a thought, of course. And if anybody simply thinks they might have interesting fingermarks, and would be willing to share them, that would be very much appreciated as well.
Oh! And does anybody know: are there any bicycles on board?
I...saw...movies...
You tell them not to open the door, but they always open the door.
[He shakes his head at the meaningless deaths of so many scantily clad and vigorous young ladies, then clears his throat.]
On a different matter: I've been speaking with Sergeant Howie, and we've come to an idea that I was hoping might be indulged. I was wondering: how might everyone feel about having their fingermarks put on a file? Or the taking of the fingermarks of those inmates who frequently...um...offend. I do realize that some people may be very against this, but I would like to point out that, while fingermarks can be used to prove that someone was in a certain area, they can also be used to prove that they weren't, and should be left alone.
It's only a thought, of course. And if anybody simply thinks they might have interesting fingermarks, and would be willing to share them, that would be very much appreciated as well.
Oh! And does anybody know: are there any bicycles on board?